stuck for msn names heres some!

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!

Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge

§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In
Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely,
Remember It's True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love
with your smile :-)

Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ?

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog!

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

YOU laugh because i m different i laugh because you're all the same. ! hehehe

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world

whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again? or should I bite ?

would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me.....at all?

DONT wish UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before
a masterpiece!

Ti's better to let someone think you are an Idiott than to open
your mouth and prove it

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

If u need space join NASA baby !

Dream as if you'll live forever.......Live as if you'll die

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

You're unique, just like everyone else....

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Save a mouse, eat a pussy

Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!

When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!

Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!

I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me

We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me

Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke

As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard

An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!

What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Unite against togetherness!

Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin

If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...

No fear! (NAME) is here!

I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

Life's a bitch. Be its pimp

I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

Save a tree, eat a beaver

By the time you read this, you've already read it

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times

I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!

Dont steal, the government hates competition

If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

The higher you are, the farther you fall